Originally posted by Racer X 69 You left out a couple.
Beer.
Scotch
I'm no chemist, but Mrs. P, who is a chemist assures me that those are covered under "alcohol".
Cheeseburgers qualify as a major food group and they can be broken down into multiple subgroups: Meat, dairy (cheese), grain (the bun), fruit (Botanically, a tomato is a fruit; however the United States Supreme Court ruled that a tomato is a vegetable for the purposes of the customs regulations.), and vegetable *(pickles, lettuce, onions, {a lot of onions required!}).
The conclusion here is quite obvious. A cheeseburger, preceded by a beer and followed by a doughnut and a cup of coffee, is the perfect "balanced diet" meal.
* "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun."
Go ahead. Just try and get that song out of your head!