why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

lesmore49 · 01-25-2021, 04:02 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by CharLac

The mother was a Golden Retriever but the father, a roving minstrel. I figure some sort of hound. Black and Tan? She howled like a hound.

Maybe some bloodhound, some do have that black and tan colouring and they are large dogs .

MarkJerling · 01-25-2021, 04:05 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by lesmore49

Beautiful '57 Chevy Bel Air. Mark, I bet even you, as a dyed in the wool Ford guy, would trade in your '57 Ford for this '57 Chevy in a New York minute !

Not bloody likely! But I can appreciate a nice car, even if it's a Chev!

robtcorl · 01-25-2021, 04:07 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by lesmore49

Beautiful '57 Chevy Bel Air. Mark, I bet even you, as a dyed in the wool Ford guy, would trade in your '57 Ford for this '57 Chevy in a New York minute !

You do know that's a m0d you're talkin' too, eh #2?

Parallax · 01-25-2021, 04:08 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by lesmore49

it was one of my four essential food groups..

Mine were McDonald's, Burger King, Hardee's, and salami sandwiches.

lesmore49 · 01-25-2021, 04:10 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by jeallen01

T.G., I never liked ANYTHING like Hot Dogs and "Squeeze Cheeze" at ANY time in my life

You don't know what you're missing.

Now I can understand squeeze cheese.....but a really good hot dog.....that can be fantastic. I've toured the UK a number of times over the years and while it is quite a wonderful place, I have tried the 'hot dogs' and 'hamburgers' over there, and I tell you something misses in the translation when it is made in the UK.

Good olde English Roast Beef, Yorkshire pudding, etc...made in the UK can be absolutely wonderful...but you have to give a North American hot dog or hamburger a shot, and I don't mean something made by franchise places like etc. Every city over here has their own local specialty place that turn out tremendous burgers and dogs. But you have to find out from a local who knows his stuff....where the good stuff can be got.

lesmore49 · 01-25-2021, 04:12 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

You do know that's a m0d you're talkin' too, eh #2?

#1, thanks for reminding me, I may have pushed the envelope too far...this time.

MarkJerling · 01-25-2021, 04:35 PM - **5 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

You do know that's a m0d you're talkin' too, eh #2?

Originally posted by lesmore49

#1, thanks for reminding me, I may have pushed the envelope too far...this time.

Yeah, but I respect my seniors.

Racer X 69 · 01-25-2021, 04:38 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by lesmore49

After you finished the meal preparation, you'd put a plastic cap provided, back over the hole to conserve product freshness.

Which begs the question.

Why is there freshness concern for a food product with the shelf life of a Twinkie?

Racer X 69 · 01-25-2021, 04:42 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by CharLac

The mother was a Golden Retriever but the father, a roving minstrel. I figure some sort of hound. Black and Tan? She howled like a hound.

Racer X 69 · 01-25-2021, 04:44 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by lesmore49

Maybe some bloodhound, some do have that black and tan colouring and they are large dogs .

lesmore49 · 01-25-2021, 04:47 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Yeah, but I respect my seniors.

Good and I think I can speak for # 1 and myself. We always knew you were a good boy and as #2, and I'm happy that you are able to make 'allowances' for me.

lesmore49 · 01-25-2021, 04:49 PM - **3 Likes**

Geez Racer.....you have enough of that drink and I guarantee you'll howl like a hound !

Racer X 69 · 01-25-2021, 04:50 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by lesmore49

..........., and I tell you something misses in the translation when it is made in the UK.

They even got the Mars bar wrong. It has to have almonds in it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_(chocolate_bar)

MarkJerling · 01-25-2021, 04:51 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by lesmore49

Good and I think I can speak for # 1 and myself. We always knew you were a good boy and as #2, and I'm happy that you are able to make 'allowances' for me.

Stop it! I've not been called a "good boy" for many, many years and I have a reputation to uphold!

lesmore49 · 01-25-2021, 04:51 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Which begs the question.

Why is there freshness concern for a food product with the shelf life of a Twinkie?

I think it may have been designed for 10 year life as a food in a long term bomb shelter.

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lesmore49 Pentaxian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Western Canada Posts: 12,342	Originally posted by CharLac The mother was a Golden Retriever but the father, a roving minstrel. I figure some sort of hound. Black and Tan? She howled like a hound. Maybe some bloodhound, some do have that black and tan colouring and they are large dogs .

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MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by lesmore49 Beautiful '57 Chevy Bel Air. Mark, I bet even you, as a dyed in the wool Ford guy, would trade in your '57 Ford for this '57 Chevy in a New York minute ! Not bloody likely! But I can appreciate a nice car, even if it's a Chev!

01-25-2021, 04:07 PM - 4 Likes	#84648
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by lesmore49 Beautiful '57 Chevy Bel Air. Mark, I bet even you, as a dyed in the wool Ford guy, would trade in your '57 Ford for this '57 Chevy in a New York minute ! You do know that's a m0d you're talkin' too, eh #2?

01-25-2021, 04:08 PM - 4 Likes	#84649
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by lesmore49 it was one of my four essential food groups.. Mine were McDonald's, Burger King, Hardee's, and salami sandwiches.

01-25-2021, 04:10 PM - 3 Likes	#84650
lesmore49 Pentaxian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Western Canada Posts: 12,342	Originally posted by jeallen01 T.G., I never liked ANYTHING like Hot Dogs and "Squeeze Cheeze" at ANY time in my life You don't know what you're missing. Now I can understand squeeze cheese.....but a really good hot dog.....that can be fantastic. I've toured the UK a number of times over the years and while it is quite a wonderful place, I have tried the 'hot dogs' and 'hamburgers' over there, and I tell you something misses in the translation when it is made in the UK. Good olde English Roast Beef, Yorkshire pudding, etc...made in the UK can be absolutely wonderful...but you have to give a North American hot dog or hamburger a shot, and I don't mean something made by franchise places like etc. Every city over here has their own local specialty place that turn out tremendous burgers and dogs. But you have to find out from a local who knows his stuff....where the good stuff can be got.

01-25-2021, 04:12 PM - 4 Likes	#84651
lesmore49 Pentaxian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Western Canada Posts: 12,342	Originally posted by robtcorl You do know that's a m0d you're talkin' too, eh #2? #1, thanks for reminding me, I may have pushed the envelope too far...this time.

01-25-2021, 04:35 PM - 5 Likes	#84652
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by robtcorl You do know that's a m0d you're talkin' too, eh #2? Originally posted by lesmore49 #1, thanks for reminding me, I may have pushed the envelope too far...this time. Yeah, but I respect my seniors.

01-25-2021, 04:38 PM - 4 Likes	#84653
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by lesmore49 After you finished the meal preparation, you'd put a plastic cap provided, back over the hole to conserve product freshness. Which begs the question. Why is there freshness concern for a food product with the shelf life of a Twinkie?

01-25-2021, 04:42 PM - 4 Likes	#84654
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by CharLac The mother was a Golden Retriever but the father, a roving minstrel. I figure some sort of hound. Black and Tan? She howled like a hound.

01-25-2021, 04:44 PM - 3 Likes	#84655
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by lesmore49 Maybe some bloodhound, some do have that black and tan colouring and they are large dogs .

01-25-2021, 04:47 PM - 3 Likes	#84656
lesmore49 Pentaxian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Western Canada Posts: 12,342	Originally posted by MarkJerling Yeah, but I respect my seniors. Good and I think I can speak for # 1 and myself. We always knew you were a good boy and as #2, and I'm happy that you are able to make 'allowances' for me.

01-25-2021, 04:49 PM - 3 Likes	#84657
lesmore49 Pentaxian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Western Canada Posts: 12,342	Geez Racer.....you have enough of that drink and I guarantee you'll howl like a hound !

01-25-2021, 04:50 PM - 1 Like	#84658
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by lesmore49 ..........., and I tell you something misses in the translation when it is made in the UK. They even got the Mars bar wrong. It has to have almonds in it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_(chocolate_bar)

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MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by lesmore49 Good and I think I can speak for # 1 and myself. We always knew you were a good boy and as #2, and I'm happy that you are able to make 'allowances' for me. Stop it! I've not been called a "good boy" for many, many years and I have a reputation to uphold!

01-25-2021, 04:51 PM - 1 Like	#84660
lesmore49 Pentaxian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Western Canada Posts: 12,342	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Which begs the question. Why is there freshness concern for a food product with the shelf life of a Twinkie? I think it may have been designed for 10 year life as a food in a long term bomb shelter.