[robtcorl]

Hey, where's our resident Racer been? It's been a while no?

I've been wondering too, hope all is well with Bob #3.

[robtcorl]

If your butt looks like two raccoons fighting in a sack pf corn, say NO to lycra!!

[normhead]

Charlevoix earthquake of 1663 came in at around 7.7 and really shook the St. Lawrence river valley.

The 8 yeas we lived in Perth Ontario, we had an incident that shook the chandelier and another actually strong enough to shake some stuff off shelves. So, two biggies in the 8 years. But, apparently it's a great place to build a test nuclear reactor facility, the Ottawa valley is. Built in performance testing in earthquake damage management.
Chalk River Laboratories - Wikipedia

[tim60]

I've been wondering too, hope all is well with Bob #3.

Must be something to do with that rich uncle of his.

[eddie1960]

Just to fulfill a previous commitment my step son Rick got his Starlink service yesterday. It's topping out at about double what Bell give us. We are definitely considering it.

I was reading an article about someone who got it down by Perth, it is outperforming my 100/10 cable in Toronto . Price was very reasonable for what you get . It is definitely on my long term radar for our planned retirement move (we have looked at a couple of places near Perth among other areas like east coast where it is sorely needed almost everywhere

[lesmore49]

Boy things have been kind of slow around this thread for the last while. I started thinking about what I could do, to resuscitate it. Well, I though a hot topic ...never fail...always seems to be something about food and BBQ.

I'm no cook, but here's the best I could do.

Enjoy !

Man has kept Richard Nixon's half-eaten sandwich for 60 years

He wrote a book about the half eaten sandwich and it is available on Amazon, where it gets a 5 out of 5 rating.

https://www.amazon.com/Sandwich-That-Changed-My-Life/dp/0998636754

[MarkJerling]

I just read your link, didn't look at the video. Hope all is well in NZ. I've never been in an earthquake (Cdn. prairies) and am grateful about that. Those Richter scale numbers are high.

We're pretty used to them now, but they're still a little unnerving. Especially if they carry on for a while. Sometimes, it's just a quick jolt, other times it's more of a long rolling motion.

[MarkJerling]

I have not been reading the news. Was there a Tsumani of any significance? I hope not...

No, a little bit of a tidal surge, but no tsunami.

[dbs]

No tsunami .. thats good

You do live on " The Shaky Isles " though.

There's a bit more land to your west and less shakes ......... just say'in

[MarkJerling]

No tsunami .. thats good

You do live on " The Shaky Isles " though.

There's a bit more land to your west and less shakes ......... just say'in

Yes, but the large island to our West has just about every poisonous animal known to man.

[tim60]

Yes, but the large island to our West has just about every poisonous animal known to man.

But you hardly ever see them.
Red backs
White tails
Scorpions
Centipedes blue ring octopus
Brown snake
Black snake
Tiger Snake
And some others before you get to the ones that might eat you in whole or in part.

[tim60]

I wonder what Racer’s rich uncle is doing to him, keeping him away from us for so long.

[dbs]

Yes, but the large island to our West has just about every poisonous animal known to man.

Yes ..... but...... there's plenty of room so you hardly ever see them

[MarkJerling]

But you hardly ever see them.
Red backs
White tails
Scorpions
Centipedes blue ring octopus
Brown snake
Black snake
Tiger Snake
And some others before you get to the ones that might eat you in whole or in part.

The last time we were in Brisbane, a spider nearly the size of a dinner plate trotted through the house as if he / she / it owned the place. Luckily, I was already in the toilet so the clean-up was easy.

[StiffLegged]

Yes, but the large island to our West has just about every poisonous animal known to man.

Much too simple an explanation: leave it to Douglas Adams:-

Australia – according to Douglas Adams

Australia is a very confusing place, taking up a large amount of the bottom half of the planet. It is recognizable from orbit because of many unusual features, including what at first looks like an enormous bite taken out of its southern edge; a wall of sheer cliffs which plunge into the girting sea Geologists assure us that this is simply an accident of geomorphology, but they still call it the “Great Australian Bight”, proving that not only are they covering up a more frightening theory but they can’t spell either.

The first of the confusing things about Australia is the status of the place. Where other landmasses and sovereign lands are classified as continent, island or country, Australia is considered all three. Typically, it is unique in this.

The second confusing thing about Australia is the animals.

They can be divided into three categories: Poisonous, Odd, and Sheep. It is true that of the 10 most poisonous arachnids on the planet, Australia has 9 of them. Actually, it would be more accurate to say that of the 9 most poisonous arachnids, Australia has all of them. However, there are few snakes, possibly because the spiders have killed them all. But even the spiders won’t go near the sea.
Any visitors should be careful to check inside boots (before putting them on), under toilet seats (before sitting down) and generally everywhere else. A stick is very useful for this task.

Strangely, it tends to be the second class of animals (the Odd) that are more dangerous. The creature that kills the most people each year is the common Wombat. It is nearly as ridiculous as its name, and spends its life digging holes in the ground, in which it hides. During the night it comes out to eat worms and grubs.
The wombat kills people in two ways: First, the animal is indestructible. Digging holes in the hard Australian clay builds muscles that outclass Olympic weightlifters. At night, they often wander the roads. Semi-trailers (Road Trains) have hit them at high speed, with all 9 wheels on one side, and this merely makes them very annoyed. They express this by snorting, glaring, and walking away. Alas, to smaller cars, the wombat becomes an asymmetrical launching pad, with results that can be imagined, but not adequately described.
The second way the wombat kills people relates to its burrowing behaviour. If a person happens to put their hand down a Wombat hole, the Wombat will feel the disturbance and think "Ho!My hole is collapsing!" at which it will brace its muscled legs and push up against the roof of its burrow with incredible force, to prevent its collapse. Any unfortunate hand will be crushed, and attempts to withdraw will cause the Wombat to simply bear down harder. The unfortunate will then bleed to death through their crushed hand as the wombat prevents him from seeking assistance. This is considered the third most embarrassing known way to die, and Australians don't talk about it much.
At this point, we would like to mention the Platypus, estranged relative of the mammal, which has a duck-bill, otter's tail, webbed feet, lays eggs, detects its aquatic prey in the same way as the electric eel, and has venomous barbs attached to its hind legs, thus combining all 'typical' Australian attributes into a single improbable creature.

The last confusing thing about Australia is the inhabitants.

A short history: Sometime around 40,000 years ago some people arrived in boats from the north. They ate all the available food, and a lot of them died. The ones who survived learned respect for the balance of nature, man’s proper place in the scheme of things, and spiders. They settled in and spent a lot of the intervening time making up strange stories.

Then, around 200 years ago, Europeans arrived in boats from the north. More accurately, European convicts were sent, with a few deranged people in charge. They tried to plant their crops in autumn (failing to take account of the reversal of the seasons), ate all their food, and a lot of them died.

About then the sheep arrived, and have been treasured ever since. It is interesting to note here that the Europeans always consider themselves vastly superior to any other race they encounter, since they can lie, cheat, steal and litigate (marks of a civilized culture they say), whereas all the Aboriginals can do is happily survive being left in the middle of a vast red-hot desert, equipped with a stick.

Eventually, the new lot of people stopped being Europeans on ‘extended holiday’ and became Australians. The changes are subtle, but deep, caused by the mind-stretching expanses of nothingness and eerie quiet, where a person can sit perfectly still and look deep inside themselves to the core of their essence, their reasons for being, and the necessity of checking inside their boots every morning for fatal surprises. They also picked up the most finely tuned sense of irony in the world, and the Aboriginal gift for making up stories. Be warned.

There is also the matter of the beaches. Australian beaches are simply the nicest and best in the world, although anyone actually venturing into the sea will have to contend with sharks, stinging jellyfish, stonefish (a fish which sits on the bottom of the sea, pretends to be a rock and has venomous barbs sticking out of its back that will kill just from the pain) and surfboarders. However, watching a beach sunset is worth the risk.

As a result of all this hardship, dirt, thirst and wombats, you would expect Australians to be a dour lot. Instead, they are genial, jolly, cheerful and always willing to share a kind word with a stranger. Faced with insurmountable odds and impossible problems, they smile disarmingly and look for a stick. Major engineering feats have been performed with sheets of corrugated iron, string and mud.

Alone of all the races on earth, they seem to be free from the ‘Grass is greener on the other side of the fence’ syndrome, and roundly proclaim that Australia is, in fact, the other side of that fence. They call the land “Oz” or “Godzone” (a verbal contraction of “God’s Own Country”). The irritating thing about this is they may be right.

There are some traps for the unsuspecting traveller, though.

Do not, under any circumstances, suggest that the beer is imperfect, unless you are comparing it to another kind of Australian beer.
Do not wear a Hawaiian shirt.
Religion and Politics are fairly safe topics of conversation (Australians don’t care too much about either) but Sport is a minefield.
The only correct answer to “So, howdya like our country, eh?” is “Best (insert your own regional swear word here) country in the world!”


It is very likely that, on arriving, some cheerful Australians will ‘adopt’ you on your first night, and take you to a pub where Australian beer is served. Despite the obvious danger, do not refuse. It is a form of initiation rite. You will wake up late the next day with an astonishing hangover, a foul taste in your mouth, and wearing strange clothes.
Your hosts will usually make sure you get home, and waive off any legal difficulties with “It’s his first time in Australia, so we took him to the pub,” to which the policeman will sagely nod and close his notebook. Be sure to tell the story of these events to every other Australian you encounter, adding new embellishments at every stage and noting how strong the beer was. Thus you will be accepted into this unique culture.

Most Australians are now urban dwellers, having discovered the primary use of electricity, which is air-conditioning and refrigerators.

How to identify Australians:

They waddle when they walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in their wallet or purse.
They pronounce Melbourne as “Mel-bin”.
They think it makes perfect sense to decorate highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.
They think “Woolloomooloo” is a perfectly reasonable name for a place, that “Wagga Wagga” can be abbreviated to “Wagga” but “Woy Woy” can’t be called “Woy”.
Their hamburgers will contain beetroot. Apparently it’s a must-have.
They don’t think it’s summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.
Will react in horror when companies try to market “Anzac cookies”.
They believe that all train timetables are works of fiction.


Typical Australian sayings:-

G’Day.
She’ll be right, mate.
No Worries.


Tips to Surviving Australia:

Don’t ever put your hand down a hole for any reason WHATSOEVER.
The beer is stronger than you think, regardless of how strong you think it is.
Always carry a stick.
Air-conditioning is imperative.
Do not attempt to use Australian slang unless you are a trained linguist and extremely good in a fist fight.
Wear thick socks.
Take good maps. Stopping to ask directions only works when there are people nearby.
If you leave the urban areas, carry several litres of water with you at all times, or you will die.
Even in the most embellished stories told by Australians, there is always a core of truth that it is unwise to ignore.
See Also: "Deserts: How to die in them", "The Stick: Second most useful thing ever" and "Poisonous and Venomous arachnids, insects, animals, trees, shrubs, fish and sheep of Australia, volumes 1-42"
And do not forget the stick.