Originally posted by normhead Cause as I always say when I take a group out on a portage trail.. "If we meet a bear, I don't have to be faster than the bear, I just have to be faster than one of you."
Agreed.
"It is always a bit disconcerting to to discover while hiking, the "evidence" (scat), of the brown bear, which upon quick study, also includes, "Bear Spray", noise makers and plaid shirt cloth. "Hmm, that's certainly odd", and natures cycle repeats itself."
Practice the above in your best Mutual of Omaha (Merlin Pumpkin/Stag Furry), Walter Disney or Marty Stoufer voice over. Results may vary.
Cheers,
RM