Please don't flame me, report me to the Mods, or write nasty replies. It's just that Otis sees this as a great spot for those that seek self-help, like the great offers made in this contest, to get acquainted with one of his best selling products.
The fee for his seminars is modest, usually just a few pounds of grade A roasted peanuts, and it carries the Otis Lifetime Warranty and money back guarantee.
I've taken this course myself and can attest to the value of his seminars and a subscription to his monthly magazine. I can doze off at will anytime I desire, never have insomnia, and sleep like a baby every night....and often in the day too!
Millions of squirrels can verify the value of this course, so if you need a little help with relaxing after trying to learn all the help in those self-help lessons you won here, Otis has your salvation...at a reasonable price!
A few examples of the many satisfied attendees of an Otis Seminar.
Small space...not a problem!
Come to a sharp corner in life? Take a break and relax!
Works anywhere anytime!
Too tired to hang out with your friends? You can still hang out without any effort and enjoy every second!
For information on the next Otis Seminar in your area contact Otis Squirrel via PM and lock in your reservation! Limb space is limited, so don't delay!
Regards!