Another lovers quarrel...these two are at it almost daily.
"All I said was you are lookin' a little "chunky" lately." "Can we just cuddle and make up? I still love you even if you are getting chunky!" Lesson here for you young guys......Never, not ever, answer a woman's question regarding her butt of her figure getting a little "chunky" in the affirmative. Honesty is not your best choice...and they have memories that make an elephant blush with envy.
I once told Mrs Rupert her butt was getting a little chunky...I think it was around 1972 and she still reminds me of it every so often when she gets angry with me.
Even if you have to use a forklift to take them dancing, never ever let on about their weight! This may be some of the best advice you young whippersnappers ever get!
Regards!
Last edited by Rupert; 09-10-2016 at 05:11 PM.