Originally posted by jcdoss Well... never heard anyone call their dog a slut before! Hahaha!!
Well Zoe wasn't a slut, but her mother was.
My first wife's father will get a dog, but he won't keep it fenced or leashed. They live on a busy county road. His position is, "If the dog is too stupid to stay out of the road, it deserves to get run over."
Of course he is an idiot.
And he goes through lots of dogs, as they are all too stupid to stay out of the road.
He was between dogs when someone offered him a female blue heeler. He said he wouldn't take her unless she had been fixed. They lied and said she had, and Joe is too stupid to roll her over and look for the scar. He had her a few weeks, and she went into heat. Every dog in the neighborhood was coming around and servicing her. Joe's father in law lived next door, and he told him, "Joe, you need to put the bitch in the barn to keep the other dogs away from her.
To which Joe replied, "She can't be in heat, she's been fixed!"
Joe doesn't get that dogs don't do it for fun like we do.
So the slut of a blue heeler gave birth to 11 pups, and before they were two weeks old she ran into the road and was killed.
And Joe was just going to put the puppies in a burlap sack with some rocks and toss them in the pond in his pasture. His daughter (Mrs. Racer 1.0) intervened and brought them to our house, where we nursed them with goat's milk.
I was nursing Zoe when her eyes opened, so she imprinted on me as her mother.