Originally posted by dlh and with a mastiff-type breed, that's the last you'll get out of it, absent some kind of slime removal procedure...
Dlh: I have actually taken pictures of his drool on furniture and walls...they are truly "objects d' Arte'--though I don't think the Forum members want to see photos of the gelatinous excretions. The fact that you can envision it, is good enough. The truth is, that has become his pillow. A smaller dog would have a toy or a smaller object. For Howard, everything is super-sized. You're spot on sir.