Originally posted by Arjay Bee Try to fit a tractor into this joke:
How can you tell there is an elephant in bed with you?
It has an E embroidered on its pyjama pocket.
How can you tell there is a farmall in bed with you?
It has an M painted on it's hood.
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Why was the elephant driving the tractor?
He was cutting the field.
Why was the tractor parked?
The elephant was eating lunch.
Why did the tractor flip over?
The giraffe tried to cut the field while the elephant was eating lunch.