I have it on good authority (told to me by one of the faery folk while in Ireland) that the next Pentax camera will be a green model. I don't mean color green but green as in built from all recycled materials. The frame will be metal retrieved from the bodies of Opel Kadetts found in U.S. junkyards and will be covered with a rubber body made from Goodyear tires rejected by Dale Earnhardt Jr's pit crew. All electronics are from disassembled former Soviet nuclear weapons and the sensors are made from theater movie screens. Lens barrels will be manufactured by reshaping old Foster's beer cans and the glass will be made by mixing amber Budweiser bottles with the old light green 6.5oz Coca-Cola bottles. This mixture of amber and green glass will eliminate the need for Super Multi Coating the lenses and I have been assured that the electronics in the camera will compensate for the weird color of the lens elements.
Because the camera will be so inexpensive to make, it will have a MSRP of $9.99 USD but the first 1000 people to buy one will receive a $20.00 USD rebate.
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