can anyone explain what it means when a camera is goosed?

naughty.smurf · 09-07-2010, 11:11 AM

thanks for any help, just got told a camera i was looking at was goosed but i dont know what it means, any help would be appreciated, cheers, Russ.

Adam · 09-07-2010, 12:59 PM

Found this in the dictionary (think it's derogatory, and take this at face value):

A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

Nowhere Matt · 09-07-2010, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by Adam

The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

Female volunteers should send a personal message to...

Nah. Don't want to seem greedy about my behaviors.

Maybe some slang for being short circuited. As in a cooked goose. Goosed. Like heated. Aww fuhgettabowdit.

**Kerrowdown** · 09-07-2010, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by naughty.smurf

thanks for any help, just got told a camera i was looking at was goosed but i dont know what it means, any help would be appreciated, cheers, Russ.

In a nut shell, it means no longer functions.

**Ex Finn.** · 09-07-2010, 03:51 PM

I was going to say busted or broken, then I read Adams reply, now I feel nauseated

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**pacerr** · 09-07-2010, 03:55 PM

Ummm, well, I was shooting almost straight up at a flock of geese one evening when my camera and I both "got goosed". I'll leave the interpretation to your imagination but I will say I sure wish I'd been using a WR lens that day! Would'a been a lot easier to clean.

H2

JeffJS · 09-07-2010, 04:13 PM

Originally posted by Adam

Found this in the dictionary (think it's derogatory, and take this at face value):

A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

HGMonaro · 09-07-2010, 07:21 PM

just to add to the knowlegebase... grabbing someones pants and lifting rapidly is a wedgie. Works best if you can just grab their underpants...

**pacerr** · 09-07-2010, 10:16 PM

This is purely hearsay as I don't beat on l'il round things with a stick, but I'm told there's a "two-goose" handicap in golf. The handicapped player gets a "goose" early in the round and the second "goose" is reserved as a threat for a critical point later in the round. Apparently it has some affect on the final score.

SR is said to not overcome flinching in this particular case.

H2

09-07-2010, 11:11 AM	#1
naughty.smurf Inactive Account Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: torquay Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 6	can anyone explain what it means when a camera is goosed? thanks for any help, just got told a camera i was looking at was goosed but i dont know what it means, any help would be appreciated, cheers, Russ.

09-07-2010, 03:51 PM	#5
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	I was going to say busted or broken, then I read Adams reply, now I feel nauseated..

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09-07-2010, 12:59 PM	#2
Adam Administrator Site Webmaster Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Arizona Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 51,595	Found this in the dictionary (think it's derogatory, and take this at face value): A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

09-07-2010, 01:22 PM	#3
Nowhere Matt Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Nowhere Land Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 2,362	Originally posted by Adam The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes. Female volunteers should send a personal message to... Nah. Don't want to seem greedy about my behaviors. Maybe some slang for being short circuited. As in a cooked goose. Goosed. Like heated. Aww fuhgettabowdit.

09-07-2010, 01:24 PM	#4
Kerrowdown PEG Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Highlands of Scotland... "Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand" - William Blake Photos: Gallery Posts: 57,819	Originally posted by naughty.smurf thanks for any help, just got told a camera i was looking at was goosed but i dont know what it means, any help would be appreciated, cheers, Russ. In a nut shell, it means no longer functions.

09-07-2010, 04:13 PM	#7
JeffJS Inactive Account Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Michigan, USA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,484	Originally posted by Adam Found this in the dictionary (think it's derogatory, and take this at face value): A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

09-07-2010, 07:21 PM	#8
HGMonaro Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Melb. Aust Posts: 840	just to add to the knowlegebase... grabbing someones pants and lifting rapidly is a wedgie. Works best if you can just grab their underpants...

09-07-2010, 10:16 PM	#9
pacerr Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Paris, TN Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,349	This is purely hearsay as I don't beat on l'il round things with a stick, but I'm told there's a "two-goose" handicap in golf. The handicapped player gets a "goose" early in the round and the second "goose" is reserved as a threat for a critical point later in the round. Apparently it has some affect on the final score. SR is said to not overcome flinching in this particular case. H2