Here are my questions:
How do I keep them still?
Prozak
How do I get them to look at the camera?
Hang a pork chop (dog) or dead bird (cat) from the camera's tripod screw mount
Since I photograph them on my own, I have to be up close to keep them from walking away. How do I keep them from touching the lens with their wet noses?
Cattle-prod
How do I keep them from turning their heads while I snap the photo?
Neck brace
Additional Details:
I can't use treats, the cats are on a diet and the dog has allergies.
Toys would excite the dog too much
I can't have someone pick them up and hold them for the photo because, well they're cats and the dog is a 70lb. American pit bull terrier.
I need both hands to operate the camera.
I only have the on board flash I don't have a tripod Sorry to say but it looks kind of bleak. The only real suggestion is to play with them prior to the picture session to wear them out. A tired pet is more likely to sit still. Sorry I couldn't be more help but my dog is very mellow and I can use treats and it was almost impossible to get his picture without him tipping his head and dropping the glasses.
Tim