Haha Fat Albert! Yes, they can!
And thanks gents, I thought about it a lot while working yesterday and when I got home i looked over everything functionally on the lens. After finding nothing wrong, and not seeing the same problem on the back of the camera or with no lens attached, I determined the problem must be in lightroom. I have it set to automatically apply lens correction upon import. It's not applying the 'wrong' profile though, it's the 'correct' one for the lens (as in, it's got the right name), however, it most certainly is different than what it was in Yosemite. I just updated to El Capitain yesterday morning and these are the first images I've imported and edited since. Before El Capitain the lens profile correction was perfect and did not cause this dark band in the centre. I have yet to try it with any of my other lens', but has anyone else experienced this with El Capitain and Lightroom 6 (non CC) with Pentax lens'?