Good morning, everyone. I'm in trouble at work, I think.
In a safety meeting last week they asked me what steps I'd take in a fire.
Apparently, 'Really big and fast ones' was the wrong answer.
So I went for a job interview at Ikea yesterday.
The manager said, "Come in, make a seat!"
This week I want to talk about conjunction as an artistic technique. What you'll do is link together two subjects in your frame.
You might in street photography compare the activities of an old person in the scene with a young person, as if you're comparing their states of mind at their different stages of life. You might in product photography link what's being sold with another household object that suggests affluence.
Here is a shot I did below with the K-1 and Tamron 70-200mm f2.8 where the link between the ball and the sun is geometric. It's important to compose to get the proportions and distances between the objects to be to your satisfaction.
To finish with, there's the story of little Johnny who's 'playing truant' from school one day looking at stuff in his parents' room when suddenly his mother comes home with a man. He hides in the closet.
Suddenly the closet door opens, the man comes in and closes the door, just as he hears his father come into the room.
He whispers, 'Ewe weee, sure is dark in here.'
The man whispers "Shhhhh. Don't make any noise."
Johnny says, "Give me twenty bucks or I'm going to scream."
The man gives him $20 and they wait until his father is gone.
A few weeks later little Johnny is feeling really guilty about what he's done. Even though he hasn't been to confession for years, he decides to confess.
Upon entering the box he says, 'Ewe wee, sure is dark in here.'
The priest replies, "Please don't start that crap again."
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