Good morning all, I can't seem to do anything right.
After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd, just like they do on TV.
Now I’m permanently banned from that bowling alley.
It gets worse. My boss has threatened to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch, it might be me.
This week I want to talk about bird shots taken at key points in the Spring.
Let's forget about the experience of feeding the ducks at the local pond. Not just walking past, but even looking at an animal in the wild is intrusive. Staring at something instead of carrying on with your own business in the animal world is a preliminary to attack.
Now, there is a wide range of opinions in the bird photography world, but I take less pictures in nesting time than any other time of the year, and it has to do with it being the most important and stressful time on a bird's calendar. Advice from organizations I respect include making sure any shoot is brief, and letting at least 3-4 days pass before visiting the site of any nest again.
Knowing species behaviour is important ... for example IIRC, there's a type of honeyeater that if they ever realize they have been spotted entering or leaving a nest, will abandon it, even if eggs are present, and they will attempt to lay again somewhere else, or give up for the year. We don't want that on our conscience.
If a nest is occupied, feeding should be regular, and if parents don't return when you're nearby, it could be because they see you and their routine is disrupted. Set yourself a time limit ... say half an hour, and then move on. And then best not to ever come back to that particular spot.
Photographers who are determined to document a particular nest really need to think about a good hide arrangement and a very long lens, like the professionals do. That hide needs to be present long enough before shooting is done from it ... ideally days ... to relax all the local inhabitants.
The picture below is of a so-called 'Noisy Miner' (bullies in the bird world here, to be honest), with I think my Sigma 150-500mm.
To finish with, there's the story of an Australian named Bluey, who during his army career had become friends with an English lord who made a point of getting in touch and inviting him to Britain for his first experience of a white Christmas.
Bluey had a wonderful Christmas day with Lord and Lady Wotherspoon on their country estate, and after a suitable amount of drinks retired for the night.
The next morning, Lord Wotherspoon awoke to the clatter of crockery as his butler brought him breakfast in bed.
'Tell me, Jenkins,' enquired the old gentleman, 'is my Australian friend still asleep?'
'I believe he is awake, sir. There are signs that he has been urinating from the balcony into the snow.'
'Well, we've always done that at one time or another, Jenkins.'
'Perhaps, sir, but in doing so he has managed to write his name in the snow.'
'That's not so terrible, is it?'
'Not in itself, sir, but it seems to be in Lady Wotherspoon's handwriting.'
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