Good morning, all. It's a strange world.
I was at my uncle's funeral, and a man asked my aunt: "Mind if I say a word?"
She said: "Please do."
The man cleared his throat and said: "Plethora."
The widow replied: "Thanks, that means a lot."
Back home there was trouble when my wife found out I'd replaced our bed with a trampoline.
She hit the roof.
This week, I want to talk about leading lines in portraiture.
On location, it's on us as photographers to look around on a location for the best light, for symmetry, and leading lines.
By moving around, we can create these conditions for our subjects to be positioned, such as the converging lines of both her arm and the structures in the one below on the rooftop of a carpark with the last light from the setting winter sun. My K-1 had the DA*55 fitted in full frame mode.
To have shot this only head-on from the front like some passport photo would've been a missed opportunity.
To finish with, there's the story of the woman who meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
She's really worried he might be a 'player', trivializing relationships and treating sex merely as a game.
But when they get back to his place, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with tons of teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the middle shelf, and huge bears along the top shelf.
She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him. She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. The passion builds, and he lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they make hot, steamy love.
After an intense night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, and asks coyly, "How was it?"
The guy smiles at her and says: "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
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