Originally posted by arbutusq You OBVIOUSLY aren't a true Pentaxian are you.....
Okay, you caught me. I might as well confess it all. I didn't read every page of the owners manual, so missed the part about the goat sacrifice. But even more shameful, I don't even have a goat. Can I use my neighbor's cat this time if I promise to have a real goat by the next sacrifice? Never liked that stupid cat anyway, so the ritual will be done with some gusto.
I would attempt to find a virgin to sacrifice, but everyone knows how difficult that can be today. A young lady old enough for the ritual and still a virgin is often scarier looking than the masks associated with the ritual itself.
Oh, my. I best stop before women readers decide to burn me at the stake.
stewart