Which Pentax would Chuck Norris choose?

KevinE · 02-24-2014, 12:07 PM

I've often wondered which Pentax camera Chuck Norris would pick. Probably not a point and shoot...not challenging enough. Probably not a top-of-the-line camera...that's not how he rolls. I'm thinking he would go with the same one I have...the trust ole K-5. It is somewhat middle-aged (for a camera), tough, and grizzled, just like Chuck. I did not mention weatherproof, but I'm pretty sure that Chuck is also weatherproof. Also I wouldn't think twice about punching someone with my K-5 if it ever became necessary. Thoughts?

**manishved** · 02-24-2014, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by KevinE

I've often wondered which Pentax camera Chuck Norris would pick. Probably not a point and shoot...not challenging enough. Probably not a top-of-the-line camera...that's not how he rolls. I'm thinking he would go with the same one I have...the trust ole K-5. It is somewhat middle-aged (for a camera), tough, and grizzled, just like Chuck. I did not mention weatherproof, but I'm pretty sure that Chuck is also weatherproof. Also I wouldn't think twice about punching someone with my K-5 if it ever became necessary. Thoughts?

My guess is that Chuck Norris would prefer to be on the other side of the camera and let us worry about which one to choose...

mrNewt · 02-24-2014, 12:30 PM

I think Chuck Norris has already 3D cameras build into his eyes.
When he blinks, the world is captured.

Any camera out there is nothing but a cheap imitation.

**jerryleejr** · 02-24-2014, 12:32 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't take pictures he MAKES pictures....

JJ

**manishved** · 02-24-2014, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by mrNewt

I think Chuck Norris has already 3D cameras build into his eyes.
When he blinks, the world is captured.

Any camera out there is nothing but a cheap imitation.

Did you mean this one

mrNewt · 02-24-2014, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by manishved

Did you mean this one

No, I mean Chuck Norris eyes:

**jerryleejr** · 02-24-2014, 12:37 PM

Chuck Norris can't take a pictures, because when he presses the shutter button the camera explodes....

Apapukas · 02-24-2014, 12:46 PM

I remember the first time I heard jokes about Chuck Norris.. It was so funny I thought my lungs will explode.

But that was 6-7 years ago, now it is like beating a dead horse.

LFLee · 02-24-2014, 12:48 PM

Pentax 67!
Not even Chuck Norris can break it.

mrNewt · 02-24-2014, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by LFLee

Pentax 67!
Not even Chuck Norris can break it.

Chuck Norris doesn't break stuff... stuff just disintegrates in his presence...

**jerryleejr** · 02-24-2014, 12:53 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't need no stinking teleconverter his eye magnifies to infinityxinfinty....

ChristianRock · 02-24-2014, 01:17 PM

K1000 of course. It's the one that's as tough as he is.

**manishved** · 02-24-2014, 01:32 PM

Pentax even tougher - check this out - https://www.pentaxforums.com/forums/12-post-your-photos/252735-misc-my-oldest...ml#post2713958

aremmes · 02-24-2014, 01:33 PM

Chuck Norris will use any camera that can survive his roundhouse kick. No camera can survive his roundhouse kick, therefore he does not use any camera.

Waratah · 02-26-2014, 01:43 AM

A man that can walk out of Hungry Jacks with a Big Mac can walk out of a Pentax store with a full frame.

02-24-2014, 12:07 PM	#1
KevinE Junior Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 42	Which Pentax would Chuck Norris choose? I've often wondered which Pentax camera Chuck Norris would pick. Probably not a point and shoot...not challenging enough. Probably not a top-of-the-line camera...that's not how he rolls. I'm thinking he would go with the same one I have...the trust ole K-5. It is somewhat middle-aged (for a camera), tough, and grizzled, just like Chuck. I did not mention weatherproof, but I'm pretty sure that Chuck is also weatherproof. Also I wouldn't think twice about punching someone with my K-5 if it ever became necessary. Thoughts?

02-24-2014, 12:34 PM	#6
mrNewt Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: ON, RH Posts: 2,179	Originally posted by manishved Did you mean this one No, I mean Chuck Norris eyes: Attached Images

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manishved Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: N. Calif Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,358	Originally posted by KevinE I've often wondered which Pentax camera Chuck Norris would pick. Probably not a point and shoot...not challenging enough. Probably not a top-of-the-line camera...that's not how he rolls. I'm thinking he would go with the same one I have...the trust ole K-5. It is somewhat middle-aged (for a camera), tough, and grizzled, just like Chuck. I did not mention weatherproof, but I'm pretty sure that Chuck is also weatherproof. Also I wouldn't think twice about punching someone with my K-5 if it ever became necessary. Thoughts? My guess is that Chuck Norris would prefer to be on the other side of the camera and let us worry about which one to choose...

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mrNewt Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: ON, RH Posts: 2,179	I think Chuck Norris has already 3D cameras build into his eyes. When he blinks, the world is captured. Any camera out there is nothing but a cheap imitation.

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jerryleejr Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: TN Posts: 772	Chuck Norris doesn't take pictures he MAKES pictures.... JJ

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manishved Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: N. Calif Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,358	Originally posted by mrNewt I think Chuck Norris has already 3D cameras build into his eyes. When he blinks, the world is captured. Any camera out there is nothing but a cheap imitation. Did you mean this one

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jerryleejr Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: TN Posts: 772	Chuck Norris can't take a pictures, because when he presses the shutter button the camera explodes....

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Apapukas Inactive Account Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Lietuva, Vilnius Posts: 627	I remember the first time I heard jokes about Chuck Norris.. It was so funny I thought my lungs will explode. But that was 6-7 years ago, now it is like beating a dead horse.

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mrNewt Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: ON, RH Posts: 2,179	Originally posted by LFLee Pentax 67! Not even Chuck Norris can break it. Chuck Norris doesn't break stuff... stuff just disintegrates in his presence...

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manishved Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: N. Calif Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,358	Pentax even tougher - check this out - https://www.pentaxforums.com/forums/12-post-your-photos/252735-misc-my-oldest...ml#post2713958

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aremmes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Philadelphia Photos: Albums Posts: 216	Chuck Norris will use any camera that can survive his roundhouse kick. No camera can survive his roundhouse kick, therefore he does not use any camera.

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Waratah Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 81	A man that can walk out of Hungry Jacks with a Big Mac can walk out of a Pentax store with a full frame.