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02-24-2014, 12:07 PM   #1
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Which Pentax would Chuck Norris choose?

I've often wondered which Pentax camera Chuck Norris would pick. Probably not a point and shoot...not challenging enough. Probably not a top-of-the-line camera...that's not how he rolls. I'm thinking he would go with the same one I have...the trust ole K-5. It is somewhat middle-aged (for a camera), tough, and grizzled, just like Chuck. I did not mention weatherproof, but I'm pretty sure that Chuck is also weatherproof. Also I wouldn't think twice about punching someone with my K-5 if it ever became necessary. Thoughts?

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QuoteOriginally posted by KevinE Quote
I've often wondered which Pentax camera Chuck Norris would pick. Probably not a point and shoot...not challenging enough. Probably not a top-of-the-line camera...that's not how he rolls. I'm thinking he would go with the same one I have...the trust ole K-5. It is somewhat middle-aged (for a camera), tough, and grizzled, just like Chuck. I did not mention weatherproof, but I'm pretty sure that Chuck is also weatherproof. Also I wouldn't think twice about punching someone with my K-5 if it ever became necessary. Thoughts?
My guess is that Chuck Norris would prefer to be on the other side of the camera and let us worry about which one to choose...
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I think Chuck Norris has already 3D cameras build into his eyes.
When he blinks, the world is captured.

Any camera out there is nothing but a cheap imitation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take pictures he MAKES pictures....

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QuoteOriginally posted by mrNewt Quote
I think Chuck Norris has already 3D cameras build into his eyes.
When he blinks, the world is captured.

Any camera out there is nothing but a cheap imitation.

Did you mean this one
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QuoteOriginally posted by manishved Quote
Did you mean this one
No, I mean Chuck Norris eyes:
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Chuck Norris can't take a pictures, because when he presses the shutter button the camera explodes....
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I remember the first time I heard jokes about Chuck Norris.. It was so funny I thought my lungs will explode.

But that was 6-7 years ago, now it is like beating a dead horse.

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Pentax 67!
Not even Chuck Norris can break it.
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QuoteOriginally posted by LFLee Quote
Pentax 67!
Not even Chuck Norris can break it.
Chuck Norris doesn't break stuff... stuff just disintegrates in his presence...
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Chuck Norris doesn't need no stinking teleconverter his eye magnifies to infinityxinfinty....
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K1000 of course. It's the one that's as tough as he is.
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Pentax even tougher - check this out - https://www.pentaxforums.com/forums/12-post-your-photos/252735-misc-my-oldest...ml#post2713958

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Chuck Norris will use any camera that can survive his roundhouse kick. No camera can survive his roundhouse kick, therefore he does not use any camera.
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A man that can walk out of Hungry Jacks with a Big Mac can walk out of a Pentax store with a full frame.
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