I think that wolfieboy can't be bothered with a DSLR, just like Mrs. drypenn. Here's our typical conversation:
10: Mrs> I want to take pictures like yours.
20: Me> Sure. Get my K-X and pick a lens in the cabinet.
30: Mrs> I don't want your DSLRs, they're too complicated, and they're not as good as my <insert P&S here>, and I don't understand the differences between your lenses. Just teach me how to use my <insert P&S here> properly.
40: Me> But, I've already repeatedly taught you the basics, right?
50: Mrs> Yeah, I forgot them, and besides I don't want to sit in front of the computer, editing pictures afterwards.
60: Me> <Sigh>
70: Mrs> I just want to take nice pictures, is that asking too much?
80: Let x=1 day
90: For x = 1 to 7
100: Next x
110: GOTO 10
120: REM she shoots better than I do with an iphone