Originally posted by Raybo I wish I had an excuse to buy a new camera!
Umm, break the old one? Claim that HAARP mind-control rays made you do it? WAIT, I know, I know! It was when the aliens landed in their green shuttle and grabbed you and did their anal probes and inserted the implants. The experience was so terrifying that you dropped the camera and it broke and it's all the aliens' fault and the voices in your head are now telling you to get a new camera and if you don't, terrible terrible things will happen. Hey, that works for me!
I never had a camera suicide on me. I've murdered them all. Well, involuntary photo-cide, I didn't mean to, honest! It's like the Australian joke:
Q: How many police does it take to break a light bulb?
A: None, it fell down the steps on its own.
And most of them weren't really broken, just stolen, I mean camera-napped. I hate when that happens. I'm more cautious now. No camera has migrated to another place for many years now. Whew. But I did lose one recently. I didn't drop it or anything, it just stopped working. Maybe is WAS suicide. Am I to blame?
[/me throws self upon the mercy of the crowd.]
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