Howdy yall!
I been saving money for a camera for a long long time to take nice photos. I told the salesman I wanted a nice camera. I figured he knew what he was talking about because he said he was selling only the best cameras for a long time, so I asked which one he had was good.
He said it was my lucky day. He said he had a classic. It was a "Canon 5D Classic". I said I like classics like the 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air 210 convertible I want some day. A red one. Anyways, he said this was a real good one that had extra slow "fips" or something, so I would not be a machine-gunner like a lot of people. I said that sounds good because I'm afraid of guns. He also said a lot of cameras have way too many makepicksells, and if you have too many makepicksells it might cause noise. I said I don't want too many makepicksells because loud noise scares me. He said 12 makepicksells is about right. He also told me this was a special "full-frame" camera and it had even less noise. I said that's good because as I say, loud noises tend to scare me. And darned if he wasn't right! I have the screen turned all the way up and I can't hear a thing. He said it did not have a lot of bells and whistles like some newer cameras. I said that's good then, because any sudden noises makes me jumpy.
The other thing is he said he had some real nice lens for me. He called one a plastic fantastic 50 something. He said it was special imported all the way from Malaysia. It didn't cost much more than some of the ones made in Japan, and was smaller, too. He said if you shoot something up close, like a foot, you can get a "dreamy bouquet". Here is a shot of my foot, but I don't seem to have done it right because I don't see a bouquet. I'll try it again when I find my fancier shoes.
He also asked if I wanted to shoot wide angle. I said I guess I did. He said he had some "el glass" that was really nice. I think "el glass" means lens in Spanish. Anyway he said professional photographers do all the lens fiddling themself without the camera doing it for them, and he showed me a really nice "el glass". It bent side ways in the middle and had some knobs and levers on it. He said this "el glass" would make buildings straight even when I pointed it up. He sure was right. This looks pretty darn straight to me.
He asked me if I like shooting birds. I told him about bagging 2 pheasants in Iowa once. He asked me if I wanted to take pictures of birds, and I said I guess I did. He said a "big white" was the way to go for that. I said OK. But turns out I did not have enough money for a big white. He said not to worry because he had this new "Tamron 150 to 600" lens that was jest out. It has some special thing that the factory could do to make it work really good with my camera. I said OK. So I shot some birds like this.
The salesman was very helpful and professional. He also told me the wide angle could do some jometry thing that sounded like "swine flu". I was never good with math and never had jometry in school, but it sounded like a good thing. I will have to ask him more about it when I go back to get a big white. And when I was leaving he patted me on the back and said don't forget to have Canon look at the mirror. That's real service.
I'll have a bunch more pictures soon. Thanks for looking, as they say!