Originally posted by TinaS Don't you know she was the distraction, so you wouldn't hear their plans? Nice shot!
Yes, it is Top Secret stuff, but what Otis doesn't realize is that once those Army squirrels get a few cold beers in their little bellies they sing like canaries! You wouldn't believe all the things I've heard over the years. The latest plan is to gnaw all the phone and cable lines in the nation, including those hundreds of lines on cell towers and watch us all go insane and destroy each other, leaving the land free of humans and safe for squirrels to plunder and pillage.
I don't understand the need, I thought they had already mastered plunder and pillage?
Tomorrow is always "World Domination Day" where Otis lays out plans to enslave the human race and make us all climb trees and harvest exotic nuts......for squirrels only. I once asked him why not just tax us to death, and he said others had already beat him to that!
Anyhow, it is never boring with Otis and his Army around! The raccoons fill in the gap at night, they have some pretty wild imaginations too.....like getting in my neighbors attic and busting through the ceiling to feed on everything in his house while he is on vacation and vandalizing it worse than a pack of wild teens with a few cases of beer under their belt.... I had to point out to the raccoons....You guys have already done that once!
Regards!