Originally posted by Aslyfox "damned handsome" he may be
Otis thanks you for noticing how "damn handsome" he is and enjoyed your shots of another handsome little critter!
He also recommended I get one of those 150-450 Pentax lenses in 2017...and I may just do it? Are you happy with yours?
I was told to post this, even though I did complain and hesitate to post what is no doubt a sneaky
Advertisement from Otis. I told Otis this could get me banned....again
....for 6 months or longer, and once again taken into the back rooms of Pentax Forums, lashed with a leather strap, pistol whipped, stripped naked and covered with fire ants, and then waterboarded. He said none of that was his problem, he has never been banned and has friends here in "High Places" and doesn't really care what problems I encounter......"just post my photos and message.......If you get banned, no one will care anyhow."
So if you don't see me again, you will know why......
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Is this you? Lacking in the area of "critical equipment", scorned by your peers and laughed at by the girly squirrels in your world? Are you sometimes mistaken as being a girly squirrel yourself?
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Tastes good too
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Remember....this is a Public Service announcement from Otis Squirrel....any complaints should be made against Rupert, not me!
Best Regards!
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