Starting off crazy in 2017.....We got in from our little two day road trip of over 900 miles and it was worse than I had expected here. The damn squirrels broke into the local liquor store and stole all the cold beer and Champagne and went on a wild drinking spree, disrupting traffic and playing loud music, cursing and running through the neighborhood naked. They stole some fireworks on New Years Eve too and tried to stick some big firecrackers up the raccoons hinies, which resulted in a huge fight and my neighbor that was feeding them in my absence was injured when one of them dropped an empty Champagne bottle on his head from about 70 feet up in a big oak tree. He will survive but he can no longer remember his name or where he lives. The yard was a wreck and my deck is covered in squirrel puke....
Around 2am on the 1st Animal Control was called out to my place and arrested about 50 of the little critters, the ones that were too drunk to run.
I will try to bail them out today, on demands from Otis, but I don't want to.
They got so hungry because my neighbor was no longer able to feed them that they resorted to eating tree bark...so Otis tells me? They blamed my neighbor for having a "soft head".
Never a dull moment around here...I hope I can survive 2017, it is always a little "iffy".
Best Regards
& let's have a fantastic year for the squirrels!