Originally posted by Rupert Protect your squirrels! Threats have been made....
"If I step in that sap goo, I'm gonna find a damn squirrel and peck his eyes out."
Otis just placed an order for 10,000 of these,,,,maybe your squirrels need them too?
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Regards!
the thing is...doves take less crap than any of the birds at our house
I've seen them go toe-to-toe with squirrels quite often and they don't lose
perhaps they lose focus or shut their eyes during CQB but they (ours anyway) tend to go for a beak butt right at the squirrel's crown
that usually settles things
a thump upside the head usually does
are you sure you want to start an arms race?
rodents with Lilliputian automatic weapons could readily escalate to avian-borne weaponry of all sorts
an errant hellfire would have serious consequences
interspecies conflict over peanut butter...???
I suppose civilizations have crumbled over less
BTW...a fellow posted an image of a snapping turtle
has Otis considered an alliance whereby turtles would provide amphibious assault capabilities for his territorial expansion?
just a thought
everyone knows you really can't trust a turtle