We do have a Tractor Supply store but it's about 30 miles south of me, the good thing is, my nephew would take me, he likes shopping there. Plus they have a bird feeder I'd like to get another one. He bought me one for xmas last year and the squirrels can't get purchase on it. It's plastic but the edges are rounded.
As for Norm.....maybe he'll come back once gets glad in the same pants that he got mad in.
Otis sure has a lot of demands for his army. No beer no air conditioner. Especially no air conditioner, if I can't have one, neither can my squirrels.