That would be because we have the same teen-aged daughter. However, we are not married, nor do I know the woman....
(Sorry. Bad twist on Ionesco's absurdist anti-play "The Bald Soprano".
http://macaulay.cuny.edu/eportfolios/smaldone2011/files/2011/08/Bald-Soprano-script.pdf See pages 15-18 if you get insomnia tonight.)