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Forum: General Talk
3 Days Ago
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Me: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
8 yr old nephew: "To get to the idiot's house."
Me: "Oh... uh... yeah, good one, haha."
8 yr old nephew: "Wanna hear another one? Knock knock..."
Me: "Who's there?"
8 yr old nephew: "The chicken."
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Forum: General Talk
04-05-2024, 12:36 PM
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A man has a curse, he is only able to say a single word every year. But if he doesn't say a word that year he can say two the next year, then three, and so on.
One day he meets a beautiful woman and wants to ask her to marry him, but he has no words saved up so he must wait four years.
So he waits four years and he is finally able to ask her the question. He looks her in the eyes and says "Will you marry me?"
She looks back at him with a smile and twinkle in her eye and replies "Come again?"
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Forum: Mini-Challenges, Games, and Photo Stories
03-27-2024, 06:39 AM
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Wow! I feel threatened by all those points. They look like trying to get out of the monitor.
 by Marco Marco, su Flickr.
Points.
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Forum: Mini-Challenges, Games, and Photo Stories
02-22-2024, 11:04 AM
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At the beginning there was the Beer.
 by Marco Marco, su Flickr
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Forum: Mini-Challenges, Games, and Photo Stories
02-29-2024, 12:38 PM
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Texture. It is our breadboard.
 by Marco Marco, su Flickr
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Forum: Mini-Challenges, Games, and Photo Stories
02-29-2024, 12:43 PM
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Me too. I wonder whether I already posted some of my photos. I do not keep track of my posting, so maybe.
 by Marco Marco, su Flickr
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Forum: Mini-Challenges, Games, and Photo Stories
02-23-2024, 01:16 AM
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Pattern with bird repetition.
 by Marco Marco, su Flickr
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Forum: Mini-Challenges, Games, and Photo Stories
02-12-2024, 07:55 AM
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Keep them pointing
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Forum: General Talk
02-10-2024, 01:10 PM
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"Honey, I'm just having one more pint with the lads. If I'm not home in 20 minutes, read this message again".
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Forum: Mini-Challenges, Games, and Photo Stories
02-10-2024, 05:00 AM
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I spy some faces on a wall.
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Forum: Mini-Challenges, Games, and Photo Stories
02-09-2024, 12:38 PM
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You know, I am Italian...
More points
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Forum: General Talk
01-31-2024, 06:50 AM
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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again; I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
(The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....)
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Forum: Pentax KP
01-05-2024, 11:06 AM
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More Alps.
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Forum: Mini-Challenges, Games, and Photo Stories
01-29-2024, 08:33 AM
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Down to earth? Here we go.
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Forum: General Talk
01-20-2024, 11:35 AM
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“ Dad, who built the Suez Canal?"
"I don't know, son."
"Dad, who discovered penicillin?"
"I've no idea, son."
"Dad, what's the capital of Italy?"
"I ain't got a clue, son."
"Dad, you don't mind me asking all these questions do you?"
"Of course not, son. If you don't ask, you won't learn anything."
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Forum: General Talk
01-02-2024, 02:36 PM
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...hence you are not too old.
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