Win a Pentax Limited Lens: Raffle Now Live!

/*

        TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code

        Project: Chicago(tm)

        Projected release-date: MAY 1998

      $History$

*/



#include "win31.h"

#include "win95.h"

#include "evenmore.h"

#include "oldstuff.h"

#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD



char make_prog_look_big[1600000];



void main()

{

        while(!CRASHED)

        {

                display_copyright_message();

                display_bill_rules_message();

                do_nothing_loop();

                if (first_time_installation)

                {

                        make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

                        do_nothing_loop();

                        totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();



                        search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

                        hang_system();

                }

                write_something(anything);

                display_copyright_message();

                do_nothing_loop();

                do_some_stuff();

                if (still_not_crashed)

                {

                        display_copyright_message();

                        do_nothing_loop();

                        basically_run_windows_3.1();

                        do_nothing_loop();

                        do_nothing_loop();

                }

        }



        if (detect_cache())

                disable_cache();



        if (fast_cpu())

        {

                set_wait_states(lots);

                set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

                set_mouse(action, jumpy);

                set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

        }



        /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */

        /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

        printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

        if (system_ok())

                  crash(to_dos_prompt);

        else

                system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);



        while(something)

        {

                sleep(5);

                get_user_input();

                sleep(5);

                act_on_user_input();

                sleep(5);

        }

        create_general_protection_fault();

}