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Forum: Pentax K-3 & K-3 II 06-25-2014, 06:49 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 103,006
Views: 4,832,805
I always brush my teeth before retiring for the evening. That might be taking into account my own self-interest before the next morning (I never said that), but I always have and always do.

One should not make inferences from a long history of internet postings.

In point of fact, I was enlisted by a young lady one Sunday morning to transport such an example of juvenile malehood from a dark corner in her sorority house to his apparent point of origin. I threw him in the back of my 1967 Volkswagen Squareback. Something came out of every orifice on his body, including his ears. My car was never the same.

I did once awaken on the floor of a sorority house snuzzled up to the derriere of one of its members. But it doesn't count because the sun had not yet come up. That's what she said, anyway.

As I recall, it was a nice snuzzle.

Unfortunately I didn't own a hociR at the time so there aren't pictures - and as we all know, if there aren't pictures, it never happened.
Forum: Pentax K-3 & K-3 II 12-15-2013, 03:49 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 103,006
Views: 4,832,805
Some day a Ph.D candidate in Sociology, Psychology or Cultural Anthropology is going to write and defend a dissertation entirely on this thread.
Forum: Pentax K-3 & K-3 II 12-02-2013, 10:22 AM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 103,006
Views: 4,832,805
500mg Vitamin B10 with the water before bed. Turns your "flow" bright yellow in the morning - good to know that in advance.

ALT:

in a 12 oz. tall tumbler ->

3 Ice cubes
8 oz V-8 Vegetable Juice
1/4 tsp. Sea Salt
1/4 tsp Celery Salt
1/2 tsp. coarse ground Black Pepper
dash or two lemon juice
dash or two Tabasco
dash or two Worcestershire Sauce
3 oz. any good unflavored Vodka
stir with short stalk celery

Drink the morning after the night before. Repeat until hangover goes away.
Forum: Pentax K-3 & K-3 II 11-22-2013, 05:13 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 103,006
Views: 4,832,805
Recipe for Grandma's Appetizers (Thursday!!):

Fry Bacon until CRISP
Drain
Break into 3" pieces
Wrap in Crescent Roll triangles
Bake until brown
Remove from oven
While still hot, top with a wedge of thinly sliced Cheddar

BOYS. BOYS!! One at a time!!!!
Forum: Pentax K-3 & K-3 II 11-22-2013, 01:56 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 103,006
Views: 4,832,805
Paral isn't the only lax you need then, eh?
Forum: Pentax K-3 & K-3 II 11-22-2013, 01:06 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 103,006
Views: 4,832,805
On Friday I break all the rules. But only on Friday.
Forum: Pentax K-3 & K-3 II 11-22-2013, 12:50 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 103,006
Views: 4,832,805
I had macaroni and cheese with bacon as my side dish for lunch.
Forum: Pentax K-3 & K-3 II 10-10-2013, 02:04 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 103,006
Views: 4,832,805
I just bought a concession for Gaffer Tape. :cool:
Forum: Pentax K-1 & K-1 II 04-06-2017, 04:58 AM  
Have I brought into a dead Eco System
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 178
Views: 20,146
Sure - somewhere, someone is concerned.

Are people who know Ricoh Imaging well and understand the current digital camera market concerned?

In a word, NO.
Forum: Pentax SLR Lens Discussion 04-04-2018, 05:36 PM  
Replacing Pentax 24-70mm F2.8 Lens
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 9
Views: 1,623
I have both lenses. Thee 28~105 is an excellent lens, but not the equal of the 24~70.
Forum: Film SLRs and Compact Film Cameras 05-01-2015, 02:55 PM  
Pentax LX strap lugs
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 14
Views: 6,146
Here's a link to a pdf of the LX instruction manual. The password is Pentax. The instructions are on p. 42 of the manual (43 of the pdf).

Pix are worth a 1000 . . . . .
Forum: Troubleshooting and Beginner Help 04-17-2017, 11:17 PM  
Battery for Asahi clip-on Exposure meter
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 8
Views: 4,821
I've already forgotten her name but I read a few days ago that a notable female British tog had passed who used the back of her hand as her exposure sensor. She shot B&W with OM-1's until her death.
Forum: General Talk 02-23-2020, 06:31 AM  
It's Time and we need to discuss our hopes [ and dismay ]
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 935
Views: 26,614
Birds on the Bat.
Forum: Pentax SLR Lens Discussion 10-05-2016, 04:43 PM  
Ricoh Discontinuing The Three Princesses?
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 57
Views: 5,084
You're not supposed to name that person, but there you go - explains everything.
Forum: General Talk 04-27-2021, 01:37 PM  
Do Pentaxians drive Subarus?
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 148
Views: 7,012
Volvo
Honda
Volvo
Subaru
Honda
Suburban
Subaru
Honda
Mini
Subaru
Forum: Pentax Full Frame 02-15-2020, 05:11 PM  
Poll: Why did you go full frame?
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 323
Views: 24,506
Other: to use my manual lenses on their native format sensor :cool:
Forum: General Talk 07-15-2018, 04:43 PM  
What would you choose.... for your minimalist photo equipment list ?
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 103
Views: 9,851
Maybe I’m going through the inevitable jettisoning of ‘stuff’so many of my friends have recently experienced. Right now about 1/3 of all the gear I’ve accumulated is on a table. I keep finding things and either putting them on the table or adding them to my gear list here. As my gear list grows, so rises my discomfort with what I have accumulated.

I could never actually do this (it would involve selling the K-1 and all the lenses), but in reality I could do 90% of the images in my Catalog the last 12 months (whichever camera and lens I used) with the KP, DA21, DA40 and DA70.

Minimalist Kit (which is already in a Domke F3x):
KP without battery grip
HD DA21/3.2 Limited
HD DA40/2.8 Limited
HD DA70/2.4 Limited
AF360FGZ w/ diffuser
One extra battery
Forum: Film SLRs and Compact Film Cameras 12-06-2016, 01:04 PM  
Pentax ESII
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 18
Views: 3,062
I have a brassy, dinged, working black ESll that is my user and a pristine - and I do mean pristine - silver that i take out for a walk twice a year in a half-case.

My m42 cameras are K, SV, Spotmatic, ES, ESll and SP-F. Correspondingly, I have several KX'es and 2 K2's. Most are black.
Forum: Site Suggestions and Help 03-07-2020, 08:34 AM  
Suggestion Single film sub-forum
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 14
Views: 1,268
Might be a better idea to open a specific brand and format agnostic film Photography Forum - probably in the Photography Domain - rather than trying to wedge brand sub-Forums into Pentax Film SLR Discussion. There’s already one Film Forum there (Film Processing, Scanning and Darkroom}.
Forum: Pentax K-3 III 04-27-2021, 01:30 PM  
Pentax K-3 mark III received today in USA
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 158
Views: 10,299
Well, I received the email from Ricoh today.
Forum: Pentax DSLR Discussion 04-08-2021, 08:54 PM  
Will you buy the k3 Mark 3?
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 452
Views: 25,573
  • The Lockdown has changed me

  • I’m a snapshooter and [was a] Gear Collector. I have enough too many toys

If you are an American, plan for the ¥ / $ exchange rate to go against you.
Forum: Film SLRs and Compact Film Cameras 02-08-2021, 01:32 PM  
Pentax LX different models/series ??
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 14
Views: 5,665
Allen, you qualify as addicted :lol:
Forum: Photographic Technique 09-13-2013, 06:00 PM  
Perfect focus everytime
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 299
Views: 103,822
Way too easy.

Much better for your character and personal growth to meditate like a monk control breathing, heart rate and autonomous muscle twitches, control the incipient motion of the earth moving under your feet and learn to shoot.
Forum: Pentax SLR Lens Discussion 05-30-2020, 11:11 AM  
A comparison between modern digital lenses vs analog vintage prime lenses.
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 6
Views: 1,696
Why choose? IMO one should own the most enjoyable to use and best lenses of both eras though I do particularly Ike the SMCP (K) versions of the Takumars he mentioned.
Forum: General Talk 03-11-2021, 06:13 PM  
Got vaccinated today. Anyone??
Posted By monochrome
Replies: 3,348
Views: 136,661
it is a Totally fair comment.

The wealthiest Zip Code in the state, Top Twenty in the USA, has the highest positivity and morbidity in the state. These self-important @#$&*%s ignored the protocols, had cocktail parties, drank at the local bars and 19th Hole at their golf clubs and pool cabanas all summer. The first St Louis super-spreader event was caused by a wealthy family whose daughter came home from semester abroad in Italy last March with COVID. They ignored quarantine rules and attended a 400-person, black tie hih school charity ball. I personally knew an elderly couple who got the virus at that event and died. I know these people, my entire life. I’m not making this up.

The next highest area is 2-acre-lot ex-urb / suburbs. THEN you have the poverty areas. The wealthy, under fifty and healthy, pull strings and jump the list. Everybody “knows somebody” who knows about an open appointment. There are private Facebook Groups dedicated to finding appointments!

I’m not waiting for the system to get around to me any more. I’m taking responsibility for protecting myself and my in-remission wife.

I’m sick and tired of following protocols and being penalized for doing so.
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