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Forum: General Talk
04-15-2024, 01:19 PM
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Why do cemeteries have fences around them? It's not like the residents can escape.
Oh, wait, maybe it's to keep the crowds out? After all, people are just dying to get in.
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Forum: General Talk
04-15-2024, 10:36 AM
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I was at Starbucks today and saw a guy that really freaked me out!
No smart phone, no tablet, no laptop.
He just sat there drinking a cup of coffee like some psychopath.
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Forum: Pentax News and Rumors
04-09-2024, 10:44 AM
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And the very next post was deleted for being off-topic.
Tick........... tick................. tick..............
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Forum: Pentax News and Rumors
04-08-2024, 11:19 AM
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As it's been more posts back than I can count even with my shoes off since the actual topic of the thread has been discussed.........................
:closed:
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Forum: General Talk
04-08-2024, 10:57 AM
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My wife and I went to a costume party last Halloween. The theme was "dress as a flower". She had to go as a dried arrangement.
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Forum: General Talk
04-06-2024, 11:49 AM
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87.3% of statistics are made-up.
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Forum: General Talk
04-05-2024, 05:52 AM
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
Don’t worry about old age; it doesn't last.
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Forum: General Talk
03-28-2024, 09:56 AM
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English is a strange language, isn't it?
Lead and read rhyme and so do lead and read, but lead and read don't; neither do lead and read.
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Forum: General Talk
03-22-2024, 02:27 PM
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There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
When I lost the fingers on my right hand in a freak accident, I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it.
He said, “Possibly, but I wouldn’t count on it.”
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Forum: Troubleshooting and Beginner Help
03-16-2024, 01:36 PM
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What is the focal length of the lens? This is what I'd expect from an extreme(ish) wide angle lens.
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Forum: General Talk
03-13-2024, 01:48 PM
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Forum: General Talk
03-06-2024, 03:00 PM
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Often, when contemplating something difficult or challenging, you hear a voice in your head saying "go for it. You can do this!"
Normally that voice is giving support and encouragement, but sometimes it's just messing with you.
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Forum: General Talk
03-04-2024, 01:21 PM
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A woman was three months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about six months. The woman asked the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: "You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're both fine. And, your brother named them for you."
Woman: "No, No, No! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
Doctor: "Denise."
Woman: "Oh, that's actually a nice name. What about the boy?"
Doctor: "Denephew."
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Forum: General Talk
03-04-2024, 12:45 PM
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I tried donating blood today...NEVER AGAIN! Too many stupid questions:
Whose blood is it? Where did you get it? Why is it in a bucket?
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Forum: General Talk
02-27-2024, 02:40 PM
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Forum: Pentax SLR Lens Discussion
02-25-2024, 10:00 AM
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Having lived in Alaska for 4 years (long ago) and having taken a cruise there in more recent years I can say with some confidence you will likely find far more scenery, events, and places to photograph than things at great distance. When I took the cruise I had my 31 Ltd and a 55-300. Over 80% of the shots I took with the 55-300 were at less than 100mm. If you need to scratch the "I need a new lens" itch i'd suggest putting the money into a faster short-medium zoom.
Honestly, you're not likely to see all that much wildlife other than eagles and they all look alike.
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Forum: Film SLRs and Compact Film Cameras
02-22-2024, 05:45 PM
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Remember; one definition of an elephant is "a mouse designed by a committee" (or commission, or task force, or ...........).
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Forum: General Talk
02-22-2024, 10:57 AM
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At a PC User's Group meeting (many years ago) a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition software. A representative from the company was just about ready to start the demonstration and asked everyone in the room to quiet down.
Just then someone in the back of the room yelled, "Format C: Return."
Someone else chimed in: "Yes, Return."
Unfortunately, the software worked.
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Forum: General Talk
02-12-2024, 11:33 AM
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Hmmmmmm. "I see" said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.
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Forum: General Talk
02-09-2024, 12:10 PM
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Forum: General Talk
02-06-2024, 12:36 PM
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Forum: General Talk
02-05-2024, 12:41 PM
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When you go grocery shopping with your wife and she starts chatting with someone she knows
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Forum: General Talk
01-18-2024, 12:16 PM
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You're lucky. A lot of people can't say that; or say anything.
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Forum: General Talk
01-12-2024, 11:01 AM
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My wife yelled from the other room "do you ever get a stabbing pain like someone is poking a pin in a Voodoo doll of you?"
Me: "No"
My wife: "How about now?"
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