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Forum: Pentax SLR Lens Discussion 15 Hours Ago  
DA 16-85 WR,show us what it can do.
Posted By timb64
Replies: 1,347
Views: 210,888
Forum: General Talk 15 Hours Ago  
What music are you currently listening to?
Posted By timb64
Replies: 8,756
Views: 657,872
Mark Knopfler’s homage to the Boss?A great track whatever.
















Youtu.be



Forum: General Talk 17 Hours Ago  
The Joke Thread
Posted By timb64
Replies: 4,394
Views: 382,014
Thanks,I can’t take credit though-they are all cut and pasted from a joke thread on a Miata/MX5 Forum I recently joined after my acquisition!
Forum: General Talk 1 Day Ago  
The Joke Thread
Posted By timb64
Replies: 4,394
Views: 382,014
More?……

The original Captain Kirk actor (and oldest astronaut)has discontinued his new line of lingerie.
Apparently, Shatner panties wasn’t the best choice for a brand name.

---------- Post added 10-16-21 at 01:14 PM ----------

Last one for today……

A policeman flags down a driver. After pulling him over, the policeman approached the driver’s door.

“Is there a problem, Officer?”

The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?”

The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”

“You don’t have one?”

The man responds, “I lost it four times for drunk driving.”

The policeman is shocked. “I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?”

“I’m sorry, I can’t do that.”

The policeman says, “Why not?”

“I stole this car.”

The officer says, “Stole it?”

The man says, “Yes, and I killed the owner.”

At this point the officer is getting irate. “You what?”

“She’s in the trunk if you want to see.”

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.

The senior officer says, “Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!”

The man steps out of his vehicle. “Is there a problem, sir?”

“One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.”

“Murdered the owner?”

The officer responds, “Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please?”

The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

The officer says, “Is this your car sir?”

The man says, “Yes” and hands over the registration papers.

The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. “One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.”

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. “Thank you, sir. One of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner.”

The man replies, “I bet you the lying ******* told you I was speeding, too!
Forum: General Talk 1 Day Ago  
The Joke Thread
Posted By timb64
Replies: 4,394
Views: 382,014
And another…

While driving down a country road I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when another car pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked,

"Are you okay?
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.
“I’m okay I think.” I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

“That’s nice of you,” I answered, “But I don’t think my wife will like me doing that!”

“Oh, come now, I’m a nurse,” she insisted. “I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly.”

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, “I’m sure my wife won’t like this.”
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I’d better go now.”

Don’t be silly!" she said with a smile. “Stay for a while. She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”
“My guess is that she’s still in the ditch.”
Forum: General Talk 1 Day Ago  
The Joke Thread
Posted By timb64
Replies: 4,394
Views: 382,014
Back to the jokes

A group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big boobs and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive. The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.
Forum: Mini-Challenges, Games, and Photo Stories 1 Day Ago  
Just Black and White-ur B/W Monochrome photos here
Posted By timb64
Replies: 23,324
Views: 1,823,163
St Margarets,Witton,Norfolk,UK

KP and 16-85

Forum: Mini-Challenges, Games, and Photo Stories 2 Days Ago  
Thematic Lighthouses
Posted By timb64
Replies: 246
Views: 16,966
Cromer, Norfolk, UK

Forum: Pentax SLR Lens Discussion 2 Days Ago  
DA 16-85 WR,show us what it can do.
Posted By timb64
Replies: 1,347
Views: 210,888
KP

Forum: Mini-Challenges, Games, and Photo Stories 2 Days Ago  
Thematic Post your Church images
Posted By timb64
Replies: 1,000
Views: 90,185
St Margarets, Witton, Norfolk, UK





Forum: Mini-Challenges, Games, and Photo Stories 2 Days Ago  
=planes, trains, boats and automobiles=
Posted By timb64
Replies: 5,016
Views: 422,058
Sheringham Station, Norfolk, UK



Forum: Mini-Challenges, Games, and Photo Stories 2 Days Ago  
Just Black and White-ur B/W Monochrome photos here
Posted By timb64
Replies: 23,324
Views: 1,823,163
"The Yanks are coming"....1940s weekend at Sheringham Station


Forum: General Talk 2 Days Ago  
Got vaccinated today. Anyone??
Posted By timb64
Replies: 1,889
Views: 75,974
I fear we in the UK are sleepwalking towards another lockdown,too many people seem to be in denial about the fact that COVID hasn’t just “gone away”.
Forum: General Talk 4 Days Ago  
Got vaccinated today. Anyone??
Posted By timb64
Replies: 1,889
Views: 75,974
Had a third (booster)jab,Pfizer as opposed to AZ for first two.Only a mild reaction so far.
Forum: General Talk 5 Days Ago  
Digitizing
Posted By timb64
Replies: 4
Views: 224
Will the mystery be solved,we wait with baited breath!?
Forum: Mini-Challenges, Games, and Photo Stories 10-10-2021, 07:27 AM  
Thematic Insects
Posted By timb64
Replies: 1,011
Views: 63,873
KP and 55-300 PLM

Forum: Pentax SLR Lens Discussion 10-10-2021, 07:25 AM  
The Bokeh Club
Posted By timb64
Replies: 21,920
Views: 2,072,879
KP and 55-300 PLM

Forum: Mini-Challenges, Games, and Photo Stories 10-10-2021, 07:24 AM  
Thematic Bigger Flowers
Posted By timb64
Replies: 3,422
Views: 216,288
A few from my garden.

KP and 55-300 PLM





Forum: General Talk 10-10-2021, 02:39 AM  
The Joke Thread
Posted By timb64
Replies: 4,394
Views: 382,014
I was at school with a Richard Hunt who was similarly tetchy about any shortening of his name!
Forum: General Talk 10-09-2021, 02:16 PM  
The Joke Thread
Posted By timb64
Replies: 4,394
Views: 382,014
Even worse are those named after the location they were conceived,fine for Paris and Dakota, but little Behind The Bike Shed is not a happy girl!
Forum: General Talk 10-06-2021, 02:01 PM  
The Good News Thread
Posted By timb64
Replies: 104
Views: 8,230
Forum: General Talk 10-05-2021, 03:13 PM  
What music are you currently listening to?
Posted By timb64
Replies: 8,756
Views: 657,872
If/when I replace my turntable the RP3 is top of my list.
Forum: General Talk 10-04-2021, 03:19 PM  
The Good News Thread
Posted By timb64
Replies: 104
Views: 8,230
Forum: Mini-Challenges, Games, and Photo Stories 10-04-2021, 12:56 AM  
Thematic Monthly Favourite from your local area
Posted By timb64
Replies: 107
Views: 5,725
Same here ,Paul!

Southwold Lightouse,September,2021


Forum: General Talk 10-03-2021, 03:36 PM  
What music are you currently listening to?
Posted By timb64
Replies: 8,756
Views: 657,872
The Oaks
















Youtu.be




Good music,good guys!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Oaks_(band)
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