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Forum: Pentax K-3 11-21-2016, 07:36 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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I was napping. Went to bed around sunset last year and I guess Mrs. jac forgot to wake me up the next day (which came in late January). Did I miss anything?

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utinnirutapsaaqqaaqasuaqatauqattagumalauqsimatitsinijinnguqtitaunniaqtugivalauqsimajjanngi
kkaluarmijungalittaungugaluaqpaaruuqsuli

INUKTITUT WONS!

(Basically it means "No pew-jumping squirrels allowed", give or take a few syllables.)

---------- Post added 11-21-16 at 09:57 PM ----------



I've never been mossed before. Felt a little mildewed when I got up but no moss.
Forum: Sold Items 11-21-2016, 07:15 PM  
For Sale - Sold: DA*300 F4 and HD 1.4x converter
Posted By jac
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A great combination that I carry all the time.
Forum: Pentax K-3 11-21-2016, 06:59 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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Sounds like bigamy has raised it's ugly head. Been married to that same woman for 22 years. Or twins?
Forum: Pentax K-3 06-26-2016, 01:37 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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And this just out from National Geographic:

Time to Savor the Squirrel (Again)?
Lean and plentiful, the squirrel was once considered a cheap source of protein. Maybe it's time to bring it back to the bowl.

Hmmm.... Or yummm...
Forum: Pentax K-3 06-23-2016, 02:30 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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Beautiful jay, Rupert, but he seems a little pensive. Maybe Otis and his friends haven't been sharing the nuts. Baaaad squirrels!
Forum: Pentax K-3 06-19-2016, 06:56 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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It was close. I fended them off by tossing beer nuts. Gets 'em every time.
Forum: Pentax K-3 06-19-2016, 06:51 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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Lol! 😜
Forum: Pentax K-3 06-19-2016, 06:05 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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Or igunaq.

---------- Post added 06-19-16 at 09:06 PM ----------



I feel like Rip Van Winkle in a time warp.
Forum: Pentax K-3 06-19-2016, 05:54 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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K1. Shhhhhhhh....
Forum: Pentax K-3 06-19-2016, 05:40 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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I've been hiding-out from Otis's gang and a mob of angry citizens of Cape Dorset. Right after the tire burning episode, the furry little cretins went on a spree that made Sherman's march through Georgia look like a pillow-fight. They forced us to strike the Nunavut territorial flag and put up one with a big, white star on the left-hand side.
Forum: Pentax K-3 06-19-2016, 04:34 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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Quite a few people up here make their own beer and wine, not all of it legal shall we say. A little bit of this and a little bit of that and ferment for a week. The local store ran out of sealift pop and the fly-in cans (255ml) are now $6.18 a can. Yeast, sugar and Welch's Grape juice is significantly cheaper.
Forum: Pentax K-3 04-10-2015, 03:56 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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Why are you talking about liver? This is a cheese thread.
Forum: Pentax K-3 04-09-2015, 05:04 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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No. You're in a time warp.
Forum: Pentax K-3 04-05-2015, 10:44 AM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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Not too bad; I just let them know the situation with mine, a couple of extra swipes with the wand, and off you go. And I'm beginning to wonder how many of us here are still operating with OEM systems, nose to toes. :)
Forum: Pentax K-3 04-03-2015, 11:41 AM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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The school I worked for, operated by a lay order of the Anglican Church, put out a news magazine called the Alberta Report. We got paid a dollar a day plus room and board; tough to get recruits at that wage. The publisher, Ted, decided to bring in his retired father who had been a reporter for the Toronto Telegram for over 30 years and Ted set him on a story on the Alberta Legislature and the Premier that no one had been able to get. A week later, old Vern was writing it up. Ted read the draft and started querying the facts. Finally, in his gruffest publisher persona, he asked Vern who these 'informed sources' who were alluded to throughout. Vern looked him in the eye and declared, "I am."
Forum: Pentax K-3 04-03-2015, 10:10 AM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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Why do new stories say that, officially, 2 people were killed and one injured BUT Unofficial Unsubstantiated Rumours say that the death toll could be up to 179? Every time I hear one of the talking heads say 'But', I cringe.
Forum: Pentax K-3 04-02-2015, 06:35 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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We're routinely 'green' ticketed, a little green label slapped on our stubs stating 'Landing subject to weather' (and whether the pilot feels like landing or not.) As long as it's weather, the passenger pays any lay-over. And our airlines seem to think we are stupid. I'm not going to call my wife who's waiting for me and discover there's no celing at either end of the route and both have 16 km visibility laterally.
Forum: Pentax K-3 03-30-2015, 06:15 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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That must be the problem. We're getting a cheap MIV imitation!
Forum: Pentax K-3 03-30-2015, 05:38 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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A lovely lady who possesses some of the genes of her well-known grandfather Enuaraq, a powerful Shaman. Mess with any woman at your own risk. Mess with a wife and you're at imminent risk. Mess with a wife who has shaman's genes and you'll begin trying to book a bunk in Hades for R & R.

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Actually, Velveta comes with the warning on the package that claims it is food. Where's the FDA when you need it?
Forum: Pentax K-3 03-30-2015, 05:03 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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Food?
Forum: Pentax K-3 03-29-2015, 02:57 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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How could this be confusing;
OVER 31: AUS 174/2 (Smith 47* Clarke 74*) Clarke wants that glass of chamapge NOW! First four balls in the over, he goes four, four, four, four. Bottom-hand over long on. Full toss laced through the covers. Now a ball sliced through point. And now cut for four. Southee the unfortunate bowler, 17 off the over. 10 needed off like a thousand balls or something.
Forum: Pentax K-3 03-28-2015, 08:30 AM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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Youse absolutely right there!



Unless you happen to notice your BBQ smoking and one of your smart-#ss l'il fur-balls cooking up a solitary drumstick. :)
Forum: Pentax K-3 03-27-2015, 06:19 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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Stanley Cup wins:
Montreal Canadiens. 24
St. Louis Blues 0

As to consuming Velveta, I do respect the fact that you trust me enough to admit it you eat it. :)
Forum: Pentax K-3 03-27-2015, 05:00 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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World Champioships since 1920:
Canada 24
USA. 2
Forum: Pentax K-3 03-27-2015, 04:14 PM  
why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)
Posted By jac
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I am getting a bit fatigued by this persistent and negative rhetoric about my American neighbours and their leisure activities. After all, Americans have given us ... uhhh....mmmmm ... Weeeell .. Um ... Americans. We should be thankful.
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